My name's Alain. I'm Filipino and I'm Straight. I was named after a french actor named Alain Delon. This blog will instantly tell you what's going on in my life at the time. Favorite sport is basketball, my favorite teams are LA Lakers and Chicago Bulls. I post things that are funny, whatever is on my mind and anything related to the LA Lakers or Bulls. And no, LeBron is not welcomed on my blog, only if it's about him balding. Follow me and if I find your blog interesting, I'll follow you back.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
♡ Home ♡: ask me things and I will touch your butt~
1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
3.Are you stubborn?
4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you?
6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
7.Who is the last person that…
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lol omg
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“You showed us that an 18-year-old could play with the best.
You showed us that a championship, an exhibition game and a charity event are all must-wins.
You showed us how to play chess while others played checkers.
You showed us how to hit game winner after game winner.
You showed us hat an 81-point game is a real thing.
You showed us that gold still matters.
You showed us how to take an ice bath.
You showed us how to score 30 points in a quarter, twice.
You showed us the Mamba face.
You showed us how to demand perfection and demand it of everyone.
You showed us how to put big-boy pants on.
You showed us that you were never out of it, ever.
You showed us how inspirational a pair of free throws could be.Now, show us again.
Just do it.
I was grumpy today and so my mom told me that she bought me something that would cheer me up. I told her that there couldn’t have been anything amazing enough to rid me of my grumpiness…
I was wrong…
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i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
*sad face thought it was drugs
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